Welcome to the official re-launch of the re-launched GreenKoos blog. Third time lucky! This time however this endeavour is actually backed up by a real entity - GREENKOOS LTD, which is a real company you can actually go and check on in the companies house website. So far it's made £0 and 0 pence but that's ok. It's early days. Soon we'll be making real money off real good plants like the one's shown above. The big one with the white flowers is Brugmansia 'Madame Foster' with a yellow 'Charles Grimaldi' behind it and some other neat stuff scattered around.
Anyone in my line of business will have had this said to them by at least once or many times:
"It's always the same with plants, I get them home and then I just kill 'em!"
To which I sometimes reply:
"It's the same with me and pets. I get them home. Then I just kill them."
Very rarely gets a laugh, that one. However behind this rather tasteless gag is a fundamental truth: Your plants, your pets and even your children are all organisms you have to tend to some degree or else they perish. Or wander off or get taken away by the authorities. Of course the latter 2 eventualities are not likely to happen to your plants- not until I get into power anyway. Now I would say that of the 3 types of organism listed, the needs of plants are the least complex and therefore they should be the easiest to tend but apparently this is not so. I would expect that what in facts makes4 people kill their plants is the shortage of time in our lives. Unlike the pets and children, the plants have less tools in their arsenal for obtaining the precious share of your attention. Then of course there's the devices that you're likely to be reading this on. Throw it down the toilet and tend to your poor plants you monsters! If you haven't actually got any got any plants left then here's the good news - you can buy some top notch ones from GREENKOOS LTD. Visit our obsolete website at http://www.greenkoos.co.uk/ . There is a new one in construction but oh don't ask!
